Finnegan's Wake

Tim Finnegan lived in Walkin' Street
A gentleman, Irish, mighty odd;
He had a brogue both rich and sweet
And to rise in the world he carried a hod
Now Tim had a sort of the tipplin' way
With a love of the whiskey he was born
And to help him on with his work each day
He'd a drop of the cray-thur every morn

Whack fol the darn O, dance to your partner
Whirl the floor, your trotters shake;
Wasn't it the truth I told you
Lots of fun at Finnegan's wake!
One mornin' Tim was feelin' full
His head was heavy which made him shake;
He fell from the ladder and broke his skull
And they carried him home his corpse to wake
They rolled him up in a nice clean sheet
And laid him out upon the bed,
A gallon of whiskey at his feet
And a barrel of porter at his head
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His friends assembled at the wake
And Mrs Finnegan called for lunch,
First they brought in tay and cake
Then pipes, tobacco and brandy punch
Biddy O'Brien began to bawl
Such a nice clean corpse, did you ever see?
O Tim, mavourneen, why did you die?
Arragh, hold your gob said Paddy McGhee!
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Then Maggie O'Connor took up the job
O Biddy, says she, You're wrong, I'm sure
Biddy she gave her a belt in the gob
And left her sprawlin' on the floor
And then the war did soon engage
'Twas woman to woman and man to man,
Shillelagh law was all the rage
And a row and a ruction soon began
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Then Mickey Maloney ducked his head
When a noggin of whiskey flew at him,
It missed, and falling on the bed
The liquor scattered over Tim!
The corpse revives! See how he rises!
Tim Finnegan rising from the bed,
Says,Whirl your whiskey around like blazes
Thanum an Dhul! Do you think I'm dead?
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