Bad Bad Leroy Brown

Well the south side of Chicago
It's the baddest part of town
And if you go down there,
you better just beware of a man named Leroy Brown

Now Leroy Brown he's trouble
He stoods about six feet four
All the downtown ladies call him: treetop lover
All the studs they call him: Sir
(Yeah) He's bad, bad Leroy Brown
Maddest man in the whole damn town
Badder that old King Kong
And Meaner that a junkyard dog
Now Leroy he a gambler
And he likes his fancy clothes
He likes to wave his diamond rings
infront of everybody's nose
He got a custom Continental
He got an Eldorado too
He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
He got a razor in his shoe
(Yeah) He's bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder that old King Kong
And He's Meaner that a junkyard dog
Well Friday - 'bout a week ago
Leroy shootin' dice
And at the end edge of the bar, sat a lady named Dorris
Man she sure looked nice
Well he layed his eyes upon her
and the trouble soon began
And Leroy Brown he learned a lesson 'bout messin'
With the wife of a jealous man
(Yeah) He's bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder that old King Kong
And he's meaner that a junkyard dog