Ooh Wakka Doo Wakka Day

I want to tell you
I might as well do
about a girl I
met back in May

Her name is Rita
and you should see
her when she goes
ooh-wakka-doo-wakka
day

She's got a brother
like any other
who got his nose caught
inside a gate
And when they
freed him it so relieved
him he just went
ooh-wakka-doo-wakka
day

You wouldn't think
to look at me that I was
strong

But underneath it all
I really am
And just to prove it why
only the other day
I picked a needle up with
one hand
Now up in Bradford
a chap named Radford
while taking
part in a local play
Was intercepted
and then suspected
of going
ooh-wakka-doo-wakka
day

Who's that lady
I saw you with?
It was not your wife

It looked to me
suspiciously like
someone I have
never seen before in
my life
Do-do-do
It's not surprising
when you come to
think of it

Just what it is
that makes people swear
You only have to sing
about bleepin' thing
and there'll be bleeping
ev'ry bleeping where
Now if you love me
you're not above me
If you don't well
what can I say
Except we'll see
when you come to tea
then you can go
ooh-wakka-doo-wakka
ooh-wakka-doo-wakka
ooh-wakka-doo-wakka
day