Mott the Hoople and
the Game of Life,
yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
Andy Kaufman
in the wrestling match
yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
Monopoly, twenty one,
checkers, and chess,
yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
Mister Fred Blassie in
a breakfast mess
yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
Let's play Twister,
let's play Risk,
yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
See you in heaven
if you make the list
yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
Now Andy, did you hear
about this one?
Tell me, are you locked
in the punch?
Hey Andy, are you
goofing on Elvis? Hey baby,
are we losing touch?
If you believed they
put a man on the moon,
man on the moon
If you believe there's
nothing up my sleeve,
then nothing is cool
Moses went walking
with the staff of wood,
yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
Newton got beaned
by the apple good
yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
Egypt was troubled
by the horrible asp
yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
Mister Charles Darwin
had the gall to ask
yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
Now Andy, did you hear
about this one?
Tell me, are you locked
in the punch?
Hey Andy, are you
goofing on Elvis? Hey baby,
are we losing touch?
If you believed they
put a man on the moon,
man on the moon
If you believe there's
nothing up my sleeve,
then nothing is cool
Instrumental
Here's a little agate for
the never-believer
yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
Here's a little ghost
for the offering
yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
Here's a truck stop
instead of Saint Peter's,
yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
Mister Andy Kaufman's
gone wrestling
yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
Now Andy, did you hear
about this one?
Tell me, are you locked
in the punch?
Hey Andy, are you
goofing on Elvis? Hey baby,
are we losing touch?
If you believed they
put a man on the moon,
man on the moon
If you believe there's
nothing up my sleeve,
then nothing is cool
Instrumental
If you believed they
put a man on the moon,
man on the moon
If you believe there's
nothing up my sleeve,
then nothing is cool
If you believed they
put a man on the moon,
man on the moon
If you believe there's
nothing up my sleeve,
then nothing is cool
If you believed they
put a man on the moon,
man on the moon
If you believe there's
nothing up my sleeve,
then nothing is cool
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