Horse Outside (Explicit Lyrics)

I'm at Amanda's wedding
in a church on Thomas street
I'm lookin at the bridesmaid
and she's lookin back at me
and when the service ends
ask her if she wants a lift
back to the hotel, and if goes well
a finger and a shift

she says Fitzy drives a Mitzy
and he offered me a spin
Enda hava a Honda
so I might just go with him
And Darragh Gibney said he'd bring me
in his Subaru
So what the fuck would make you think
I'd wanna go with you?
I said fuck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside
Fuck your Subaru
I have a horse outside
And fuck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside
She said I don't believe ya
I said it's Fuckin true
I swapped him for a bag of yokes
in 1992
And I don't need insurance
I don't need no parking space
and if you try to clamp my horse
he'll kick you in the face
I don't pay no tax
Fuck NCT
You'll arrive in style
if you ride with me
And the boys are walkin over
jingling their keys
I look the fuckers up and down
and give them one of these
I said fuck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside
Fuck your Subaru
I have a horse outside
And fuck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside
giddy up now baby
bless my soul
I rode the fucker round the field
back since he was a foal
He runs a bit like Shergar
and he jumps like tir na nog
he looks like Billie Piper
after half an ounce of coke
And the boys are lookin jealous
as I lead yer wan away
Just before I close the door
I look at her and say
Would you be my girl?
and she says, I will a course
if you grab me by the pony tail
and ride me like a horse
Yeah, fuck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside
Fuck your Subaru
I have a horse outside
And fuck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside
Checking your booty fine
your gonna loos a laa
I'm gonna take you out to MULLINGAR!